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Song Parodies -> "Halo Oddity"

Original Song Title:

"Space Oddity"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Halo Oddity"

Parody Written by:

Karane

The Lyrics

Cortana to Master Chief, Cortana to Master Chief
Load your rifle guns so we can make this brief.
Cortana to Master Chief, blow the covenant to smitherins.
Kill them all, and come back in one piece

This is Cortana to Master Chief; Stay in the shadow in relief!
And prepare to get into the fight,
Now it's time to charge in and try.

This is Master Chief to Cortana;
I'm staying in the shadows.
And i'm getting ready to start this war,
Just as soon as I step through the door.

For here I have loaded my weapon,
my shield is fully charged.
My trigger finger is ready to blow,
Give the signal when I can go.

Though I've killed hundreds or more,
I'm feeling very bored
Do you think that you could find me some brutes,
'Cause that is what I'd really like to shoot.

Cortana to Master Chief
I see a hundred brutes coming
Can you kill them Master Chief?
Can you kill them Master Chief?
Can you kill them Master Chief?
Can you...

Here I am running out of ammo,
I need some back-up please,
No Spartan has ever ran
So I'll fight off as much as I can.

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unKnownVotress - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
~ Mighty Thor ~ the god o'War!
MrMacphisto - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Great parody of a great series. 5-5-5
TroubleMan - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Great song, Funny, good rhythm, all 5s good job
Karane - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks you three
??? - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Why or you guys saying this is good..it's BRILLIANT!! Cudo's my dear friend Cudo's
Dylan Baranski - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty good. You left out a verse, though.
Karane - March 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Sorry but I didnt leave out a verse
Dylan Baranski - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I checked it again, & the verses are indeed all there. Perhaps I read it wrong.

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