Major Dom to Captain Tongue
I can't flush this g*damn dung
It's floating up
And out
How do I drown this bung?

Captain Tongue to Major Dom
You should've doodied
On the ground
Use the plunger
Did you bring Drano with you?

This is Major Dom to Captain Tongue
It's 12.5 feet long
And it's chasing me around this f*****g ship
"Just chill and watch The Clumps"
-- Oh, go eat sh*t!

For here
I was crapping on a tin can
Farting 'bove the world
My ass is black and blue
Coz' my bowels gave me the blues

(Guess the Challenger ate sh*t too)

This is Sgt. Hump to Major Dom
We're poolside smoking bongs
And we're watching you in orbit on YouTube
"Tell my wife I love her. I need help."
-- She's nude!

This is Major Dom to Sgt. Hump
I really need a pump
'Coz my poop's alive in such a menacing muck
When I swing my racket at it
It ducks

Sgt. Hump to Major Dom
You circuit's dead, you're really f****d
"No, you're the one who's f****d
Get your rocket off my wife!
Get your rocket off my wife!"

For here
Am I floating in my tin can
Far away from you
I'm attacked by my own sh*t
And you're groping my wife's t*ts

Corporal Kink to Major Dom
You're coming back
Back to Earth
You're falling through the sky
Now you've squashed our NASA guys

For here
My turd is floating in your swank pool
Strangling Hump and Tongue
At last they know the truth
My sh*t ain't no Baby Ruth

(spacey instrumental fade)