Midnight time it was the lights were low-oh-ow
I leaned back on my telescope-ope
Shooting star was layin' down some fiery glow 'whotta show! I said
Then the light of stars did seem to fade-a-ade
A black spot appeared in midst of haze-a-aze
That wasn't no planet, that was scary cosmic glutton -

There's a black hole gaping in the sky
It'd like to come to eat us, yeah that's what on its mind
There's a black hole gaping in the sky
There's no way to run away it
Cause it'll gulp us any time
They tell us:
It's the star devourer
It's the cosmic scourer
It will do us over

Nobody knows when it will hit the Earth-oh-oh
Hey, that's a bit far out so now you heard
Switch on the tv, there may be a warning word (or two)
Look out your window you can see it's dar-ar-ark
It will not let out a single spar-ar-ark
its gravity out there is pretty stark

There's a black hole gaping in the sky
It'd like to come to eat us, yeah that's what on its mind
There's a black hole gaping in the sky
There's no way to run away it
Cause it'll gulp us any time
They tell us:
It's the star devourer
It's the cosmic scourer
It will do us over