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Song Parodies -> "The Spartan Dream"
Original Song Title:
"Space Oddity"
Original Performer:
David Bowie
Parody Song Title:
"The Spartan Dream"
Parody Written by:
Karane
The Lyrics
I placed this on here a while back and got some decent comments, but now i have changed some things and i want to make sure it is still good : )
Cortana to Master Chief, Cortana to Master Chief
Load your rifle guns so we can make this brief.
Cortana to Master Chief, blow the covenant to smitherins.
Kill them all, and come back in one piece
This is Cortana to Master Chief;
Stay in the shadows in relief!
And prepare to get ready to fight,
Now it's time to charge in and try.
This is Master Chief to Cortana;
I am waiting in the shadows.
And i'm getting ready to end this war,
Just as soon as I step through that door.
For here I have loaded my weapon,
my shield is fully charged.
My trigger finger is ready to blow,
Give the signal when I can go.
Though I've killed hundreds or more,
I am kinda bored,
Do you think that you could find me some brutes,
'Cause that is what I'd really like to shoot.
Cortana to Master Chief
I see a hundred brutes coming
Can you kill them Master Chief?
Can you kill them Master Chief?
Can you kill them Master Chief?
Can you...
Here I am running out of ammo,
Send for back-up please,
No Spartan has ever ran,
So I'll fight off as much as I can.
Load your rifle guns so we can make this brief.
Cortana to Master Chief, blow the covenant to smitherins.
Kill them all, and come back in one piece
This is Cortana to Master Chief;
Stay in the shadows in relief!
And prepare to get ready to fight,
Now it's time to charge in and try.
This is Master Chief to Cortana;
I am waiting in the shadows.
And i'm getting ready to end this war,
Just as soon as I step through that door.
For here I have loaded my weapon,
my shield is fully charged.
My trigger finger is ready to blow,
Give the signal when I can go.
Though I've killed hundreds or more,
I am kinda bored,
Do you think that you could find me some brutes,
'Cause that is what I'd really like to shoot.
Cortana to Master Chief
I see a hundred brutes coming
Can you kill them Master Chief?
Can you kill them Master Chief?
Can you kill them Master Chief?
Can you...
Here I am running out of ammo,
Send for back-up please,
No Spartan has ever ran,
So I'll fight off as much as I can.
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Well written and amusing. 555
Good idea, only problem is this song doesn't really let you explore much into the subject matter, can't fault you for what the original song had lyrically to work with, 5s
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