Rush Limbaugh to John McCain:
I'm really down on you again.
We did not want you and wish that you were gone. (Jim! Ron! Sam!)

Hannity weighs in on John McCain: (Tom! Mitt!)
Conservatives find you a pain. (Mike! Fred!)
Immigration, Global warming, what a brew!

(Rudy! Newt! Ron! ...Duncan?)

The election's on, you've got the nod!
You've watched the others fade...
And the challenge is to kick Obama's ass,
Yes, poor Hillary will have to take a pass...

"This is Ace McCain to GOP:
You must put up with me,
As I flit across the aisle in my own way...
'Cause the press was all reporting what I'd say...

This year,
am I getting to the White House?
Star of the Free World?
Primaries are through,
And I know what I must do."

(Huckabee does bass instrumental here)

"I might be too old or out of style,
But some folks like me still,
And you can't outspend me, I got lots of dough.
It's my wife's dad's money, from the brew, you know..."

Listen, Senator McCain,
Do you have four years left on that brain?
We just might vote for you, John,
We just might vote for you, John,
We just might vote for you, John,
We just...

"Might just try,
Getting to the White House.
In the Oval Room.
Just one term will do,
My veep gets Two-oh-one-two..."