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Song Parodies -> "Square Root"

Original Song Title:

"White Room"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Square Root"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Haven't done any math problems with square roots yet. I thought a parody would help solve this out. If not, then I have no clue what could help me.

Take a square root of a number, that'd be easy.
Show the function of the bar graph, with this problem.
Find real numbers for the answer, make it perfect.
See some proofs with a number, that's irrational.

And how could I remember to simplify?
Would my math problems be stuck here during the night?

Say you forget how to solve 8 by subtracting,
Then you'd goof up, making messes, like a jokester.
I do not wish to be silly with math problems.
I should follow the square root by simplifying.

I just need to follow some simple rules,
Factor roots same with ordinary numbers.


Simplifying larger roots are hard to do here,
Definitions and examples should be easy.
Please do solve it and you will get the answer right.
No more acting like a jokester, making messes.

I'll do all the math in this big old class.
Soon math problems will be out of my head all day.

(C) Darius Studios.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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2LD4U - November 15, 2019 - Report this comment
A GREAT song to play on PBS!
whistleblower - November 15, 2019 - Report this comment
Do children calculate square roots any more?
CML - November 15, 2019 - Report this comment
Ive utilized Cream in.a similar way -- I used "Tales of Brave Ullyses" to help me with Homer
Michael Pacholek - November 15, 2019 - Report this comment
Anybody who gives this anything less than the square root of 25 (which is 5) should get Creamed.

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