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Song Parodies -> "Bathroom"
Original Song Title:
"White Room"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cream
Parody Song Title:
"Bathroom"
Parody Written by:
hamend
The Lyrics
In a bathroom had some business at gas station
I need the key so I walk in like a penguin
Silver flashes of reflections when the light shines
Waddled out I had to take care of my content
I entered this place where the sun never shines
Entered this place where the roaches run from themselves
There were spiders and other bug infestations
Soap not present, smell of diesel, and no windows
I walked into a bad place of sanitation
I soon walked out kind of felt like I'd be heaving
Never forget what I saw on that day
I'd never seen the roaches run from themselves
At the hotel there was kindness and a swell crowd
Consolation from that odd few now forgotten
Yellow spiders Wait on websites in the archives
Now I'm closing all my windows shutdown good-byes
Cant sleep any place with the sight I found
Deep in my mind all the roaches run from themselves
I need the key so I walk in like a penguin
Silver flashes of reflections when the light shines
Waddled out I had to take care of my content
I entered this place where the sun never shines
Entered this place where the roaches run from themselves
There were spiders and other bug infestations
Soap not present, smell of diesel, and no windows
I walked into a bad place of sanitation
I soon walked out kind of felt like I'd be heaving
Never forget what I saw on that day
I'd never seen the roaches run from themselves
At the hotel there was kindness and a swell crowd
Consolation from that odd few now forgotten
Yellow spiders Wait on websites in the archives
Now I'm closing all my windows shutdown good-byes
Cant sleep any place with the sight I found
Deep in my mind all the roaches run from themselves
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I always thought the original lyrics to this were weird and nonsensical; in fact the only parody I ever considered writing to it was called "Nonsense Lyrics". Yours are kind of weird (in a good way), but still make way more sense than the original. Well done.
I had to remind myself to never use a gas station bathroom again
^^ nonsensical, maybe. but, not bad! pretty good parody, too. 5s
buy the way I have a lot of ham names ^ ^
Right, but you're Ann Hammond, correct? Forgive me, but I've become extremely irritated with the practice of people posting comments under multiple names. It's very difficult to be involved in a community when you have no idea who you're talking to. Yours are fine, because they're recognizable, but others around here like to hide behind "anonymous" pseudonyms and pretend they're not being chickensh*t. Sorry for the rant; but I think if we're never going to get a registration system (like, uh, every other website in the world, for a good reason)-- there's no way to stop this behavior other than people calling it out. Seriously. Okay, I think I'm done now. Oh, and I watched your "Change To Black" video. Not bad, actually. Charming, in a way.
yeah I'm ann and as a kid, I've always said my last name mend instead of mond.
A splash hit! 555!
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