In a waterpark resort,
Wisconsin Dells,
Forget TV, forget headlines,
Forget the mundane;
You're deserving of aquatic
Relaxation
That's not possible to find
Before that TV;

Who needs so many channels to
Just decide what to watch
When you need some relaxation,
Need some time away from it all?

I can tell you, it's much better
In Wisconsin Dells,
The summer routine isn't meant for
The mundane or
The routine; after all, you
Probably need it
Before the doctor asks it of you
For your own good....

With the waterslides thus found,
And the wavepools as well,
Why do you need to watch
So much TV anyway?

[insturmental riff]

There was never a better time
Than right now for
Relaxation and recuperation
In form of fun
Such as found in waterpark resort,
Wisconsin Dells;
Forsake TV, forsake routine,
Save your mind--

I'll say it so plain:
You well need some change
For once in your life--
So shut off the TV for once!!