-> "Plunge to Doom"
Original Song Title:
"White Room"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Plunge to Doom"
Parody Written by:
X Marks the Future
The Lyrics
'Plunge to your doom' ,
said some friends ,
near the ocean.
Outdoor country ,
no soft pavements ,
jagged hangings.
Still they forced him ,
heard his faint screams ,
realized he's fine.
( At this point the guy is hanging onto a root sticking out of the
ground. The three friends walk over to the edge with an
evil idea in mind. )
His friends smiled ,
left him hanging ,
on the cliff side.
He'll wait in that place
where all victims
have died.
Wait in that place
where the children
fend for themselves.
They said ''No strings ,
can secure you!''
Devestation
Platform toppled ,
restless laughter ,
goodbye Andrew.
He fell down in ,
such a bad way ,
down the canyon.
As they looked out ,
saw his head bleed ,
liquids gushing.
They wait see
the view when the
brains go splat!
Lying corpse there
the three friends
run from the smell.
Then a party
was provided
for their dead friend.
Consolation ,
for the old friend ,
now forgotten.
Tourist strangers
found the bundle
of the dead guy.
He's just festing ,
goodbye Andrew ,
mangled darling.
He'll decay in
this place
with no one around.
Die in the park ,
where the buzzards ,
eat for themselves.
( Two tourists observe the man having his flesh
eaten by buzzards. )
Man # 1 - ''Hey , look at that , those turkeys are
eating that dude.''
Man # 2 - ''Yo , those arn't turkeys bro ,
those are buzzards.''
Man # 1 - ''Really? How do you know?''
Man # 2 - ''I'm the lead singer of X Marks the Future
I know what's going on.''
( Man # 2 walks away , while Man # 1 still stands there
watching the buzzards rip Andrew apart. )
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