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Song Parodies -> "Brokenback Mountain"
Original Song Title:
"Wolverton Mountain"
Original Performer:
Claude King
Parody Song Title:
"Brokenback Mountain"
Parody Written by:
Tommy Turtle
The Lyrics
Many might not KTOS, which was covered by Hank Williams, Jr., Jerry Lee Lewis, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, and others. OS lyrics, with some variations at different sources, might be here. "Brokeback" was tweaked to "Brokenback" to keep the same meter/pacing as "Wolverton" in the OS, besides adding another word play to it.
They say don't go on Brokenback Mountain
If you're cruising for gay life
'Cause Clifton Clowers has a "mah-velous" grandson
But he's mighty handy with a gun and a knife
His tender hips (ripe, reeking rips) are sweeter than honey
And Brokenback Mountain protects him there
The fairies and turds tell Clifton Clowers
If new man-meat should cruise up there
All of my dreams are on Brokenback Mountain
I want his grandson for my "wife"
I'll take my chances and troll that mountain
Though Clifton Clowers, he may take my life
His fingertips (and necking nips) are sweeter than honey
And Brokenback Mountain hides him so fair
The hairys and nerds tell Clifton Clowers
If hair-dress-er should cruise up there
I'm going up on Brokenback Mountain
I'm too horny down here below
It's just not right to hide his grandson
From the sweetie who loves him so
His leather whips (and onion dips) are sweeter than honey
And Brokenback Mountain hides his bleached hair
The Marys and pervs tell Clifton Clowers
De-cor-at-er is headed there
But I don't care about Clifton Clowers
I'm gonna prance up on his mountain
I'm gonna grab the guy I love
I don't care about Clifton Clowers
I'm gonna mince up on that mountain
I'm gonna give gay guy a glove
I don't care about Clifton Clowers
I'll do him down low and above
I don't care about Clifton Clowers
I'm gonna find my "Turtle"-dove (repeat and fade)
If you're cruising for gay life
'Cause Clifton Clowers has a "mah-velous" grandson
But he's mighty handy with a gun and a knife
His tender hips (ripe, reeking rips) are sweeter than honey
And Brokenback Mountain protects him there
The fairies and turds tell Clifton Clowers
If new man-meat should cruise up there
All of my dreams are on Brokenback Mountain
I want his grandson for my "wife"
I'll take my chances and troll that mountain
Though Clifton Clowers, he may take my life
His fingertips (and necking nips) are sweeter than honey
And Brokenback Mountain hides him so fair
The hairys and nerds tell Clifton Clowers
If hair-dress-er should cruise up there
I'm going up on Brokenback Mountain
I'm too horny down here below
It's just not right to hide his grandson
From the sweetie who loves him so
His leather whips (and onion dips) are sweeter than honey
And Brokenback Mountain hides his bleached hair
The Marys and pervs tell Clifton Clowers
De-cor-at-er is headed there
But I don't care about Clifton Clowers
I'm gonna prance up on his mountain
I'm gonna grab the guy I love
I don't care about Clifton Clowers
I'm gonna mince up on that mountain
I'm gonna give gay guy a glove
I don't care about Clifton Clowers
I'll do him down low and above
I don't care about Clifton Clowers
I'm gonna find my "Turtle"-dove (repeat and fade)
Actually? Not!!! But, an irresistible parallel. © 2006 Tommy Turtle
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nearly broke my back laughin'
alvin, thanks!
Did this by any chance happen on top of Old Pokey, elevation 555.
Write 'em cowboy! 555
John Barry, good one, thanks... PMS, thanks!
this one made my day!! 555
carol, thanks, and long time, no hear... Nice to see you back here!
Dang, son... Wonder if Clifton Clowers is The Ones Guy? If so, I don't care how he votes, I'm giving y'all a five.
Thanks, Michael... will "repay" the favor in a day or two heh heh. :)
Is there any way of downloading this song i heard it on the radio this morning and i want it man its not on that cd above i looked on amazon i want it if there is a way e-mail at hondarancher@gmail.com
White Night, the OS does appear to be available on CD. I don't post commercial links here -- will email you the link. Thanks for stopping by.
No, not wolverton mountain i want the song brokenback mountain that song
White Night, if you heard this parody, "Brokenback Mountain", on the radio, I'd like to know where, when, and what station. I've never recorded it nor given anyone else permission to do so. Thanks.
I heard it on station 99.5 corbin,Kentucky im not sure who was singing it but i do know it was song for sure because when i read it i remember hearing it on that station.
Thanks, White Night. I'll look into it. There's quite a discussion going on at the message board about plagiarism: www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,632.0.html, so this was interesting information.
No problem glad to help i was just wandering if i could own the song cause i heard it but apparently if you havent had it recorded then i cant have it as a song lol..c ya
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