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Song Parodies -> "Not Natural, Lee"

Original Song Title:

"Act Naturally"

Original Performer:

Buck Owens

Parody Song Title:

"Not Natural, Lee"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Your act will spawn a famous movie,
In Dallas, Texas, Nineteen Sixty-Three
You'll aim a rifle from a Book Depository
And what you're gonna do is not natural, Lee

You'll pull the trigger, firing at a big car
Your last name, Oswald, most never heard tell
It's JFK you'll shoot in that big car
The ride will be his last farewell..

From this day on - they'll play, replay that movie
Claims won't stop about conspiracy
You'll bring a time to shake and shock our country,
An evil deadly act that's not natural, Lee

Also, this day we'll always know where we were
Branded in our minds, the memory
Our President you'll murder in that big car
So cowardly, an act and not natural, Lee

Afterwards you'll shoot and kill a policeman
An exit plan will crash and burn in hell
More cops will come and you will be captured
Lee, you don't play your part too well..

Next morning, with the whole world as a witness
You'll be shot and killed by Jack Ru-by
No bigger fool there'll ever be in history
A tragedy unreal, and not natural, Lee

A tragedy, unreal, and not natural, Lee

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Patrick - October 07, 2013 - Report this comment
An interesting concept, well "executed". I am old enough to remember that day, fifty years ago. You have told the story in a very entertaining way. Sort of reminiscent of the spirit of "Tom Dooley", a popular song from the Kennedy years.
Barry J. Mitchel - October 08, 2013 - Report this comment
I thought from your title that this might be about Senator Mike Lee, but I'm not disappointed that instead you've anticipated the coming 50th anniversary of JFK's assassination, a big topic lately for conspiracy theorists. Jack Ruby made sure that the truth about Lee Harvey Oswald's motive would never be known for certain. 5s

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