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Song Parodies -> "Female Country Singer Fantasy"

Original Song Title:

"Tiger By The Tail"

Original Performer:

Buck Owens

Parody Song Title:

"Female Country Singer Fantasy"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I've got a..female country singer fantasy
Scenarios as naughty as can be
I'd like to climb Faith Hill and get Carrie - Under wood
And thigh partin' with Dolly Parton would be good.

Well, now way back in her heyday,
Barb'ra was a Fair child.
Sometimes older women get more wild. I'd take Taylor Swift-ly, if you..know what I mean
Then I'd recite cute LeAnn love Rimes in between
Read LeAnn love Rimes in between.

(Guitars)

I know I'd make dear Reba..McIn-tire a lot
Cool country females blaze me hot
I'm sure lovely Crystal..would be...wild as a Gayle
Dream of love with those country singers, each female.

I've got a...female country singer fantasy
Scenarios as naughty as can be
I wanna' climb Faith Hill and get Carrie - Under wood
And thigh partin' on Dolly Parton would be good.

Well, I could hobo that ca-boose on dear Shania Twain
Right smack on her track I would remain.
Then I'd give Rosanne - Cash..for some..lovin' on the side
Might even make Martina my Mc-Bride..

I've got a...female country singer fantasy
Scenarios as naughty as can be
Late tonight I'll climb Faith Hill and have Carrie Under-wood
Partin' thighs on dear Dolly Parton, will be good.

Partin' thighs on dear Dolly Parton, will be good.

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Old Man Ribber - February 25, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - VERY funny and revealing. Many fine puns. Throw in Deanna Carter and you've got a deal, partner! ;D
Wild Child JIN - February 25, 2011 - Report this comment
This lassos three 5's at the OK corral! ;-D Great Job! ;-)
AFW - February 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ribby, and Wild Child

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