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Song Parodies -> "Cyber By The Tail"

Original Song Title:

"Tiger By The Tail"

Original Performer:

Buck Owens

Parody Song Title:

"Cyber By The Tail"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I've...got...a...
Cyber By The Tail
That's plain to see
A red hot instant message
Aimed at me
I got a smokin' mouse
And my keyboard fingers fail..
Oh, it looks like
I got a Cyber By The Tail

When I met her in that chat room
She seemed meek as a lamb
Wasn't long before that meekness
Switched to Wham!
She said, "Let's get lofty,
I'm a private female..
Now, it looks like
I got a Cyber By The Tail

I've...got...a....
Cyber By The Tail
That's plain to see
Just where to touch
She keeps on tellin' me..
I'm typin' with my left hand
Hope she's eighteen, or it's jail
Wow! It looks like
I got a Cyber By The Tail

Every night I jump on line
And drop the room lights to dim
There ain't no way that she's a him
If my wife should wake up
I'd be one sorry male..
Looks like I got a Cyber By The Tail..

I've...got...a
Cyber By The Tail
That's plain to see
Her red hot instant message
Reddens me
I got a smokin' mouse
And my keyboard fingers fail
Looks like I got a Cyber By The Tail..

Looks like I got a Cyber By The Tail


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Johnny D - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeeee-HAW (GRRRROOOWWWLLLL) Oops, I'm outta here....
alvin rhodes - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
nice update for the 21st century
Stephen Harrington - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but very ammusing, 555.
Billy Boyd - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
lol! that's all I can say...big 5's.
AFW - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to Johnny, alvin, Stephen, and Billy
carol - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
lol!! 5's
AFW - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Carol
Larry Hensley - May 12, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, really funny though
AFW - May 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Larry
PMS - May 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved the OS and your version!
AFW - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, PMS

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