Darn, she's gone away! Would I --
-- Forsooth, plumb her!
Palin, her bum, I would kiss
So tender is my love
Ev'ry way: like to bed her
Sar-ah, I'll miss
Though Obama was so bold,
Turned out: bummer
What pile: bills! I'm em- -ployless!
Paul, Cain, Newt, 'Chele, Mitt (gleams),
Perry, -- say they'll do better;
Feel, me, no bliss
in- -to the spotlight
A "Right-eous" voice "unchained" there
I want to, Governor
, "roll" you
But Palin, scr*w? No! Thin air!
I so wanna' take a ride
On this Hummer™ 
Oh, how I love this Miss
Though MS-N' may hedge:
Deceit, I remember 
And feel a great abyss
[instrumental, played by TT on his organ]
Bush--Joe Biden? Be all, told: Joe is dumber
But I trill of beaut'eousness
Upend them all, my love!
Each debate would be better
Field went amiss
[Feeling his bris]
 Yes, it's a pun: the parody there was of a, uh, "rather famous" Righteous Brothers hit. See what ya missed by not clickin'? ;-D
 It's a brand of vehicle, and while TT has heard rumors that the word also has a colloquial meaning, he wouldn't know anything about that. ;)
MS-NBC, nicknamed "The Obama Channel", as their reporters and achorpersons repeatedly *wore Obama campaign butttons* ON THE AIR, while "reporting" news, interviewing voters, etc. ....
Hey, TT doesn't care how you feel about Barack Obama, Sarah Palin, or George Washington. They "hedged" --- "avoid or try to avoid fulfilling, answering, or performing (duties, questions, or issues)" on their duty at least to wear impartial clothing, and on responding to questions about proper "news" "reporting". Talk about "lack of credibility" --- who were they to impugn hers, McCain's, or anyone else's, for that matter?
(Yes, Fox leans the other way. But they didn't wear campaign buttons while "reporting".)
 Not to be confused with "booty-ousness", but there was plenty of that, too. xD