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Song Parodies -> "All Alone: Let Fly"

Original Song Title:

"All Alone Am I"

Original Performer:

Brenda Lee

Parody Song Title:

"All Alone: Let Fly"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

OS is a classic "torch song", but please, no one light a torch! Good OS lyrics and not-so-good Midi here. Somewhat better Midi (sounds like a kazoo) but less accurate lyrics here.
All alone am I
Ever since it slipped by
All alone, with just the sweet of my fart
People all around
But they're all exit-bound
They all fear repeating of my fart

No use in trying to shake hands
For I'd be shaking only emptiness
No use in squelching other rips
For room already smells like pool of cess [1]

All alone am I
Ever since it let fly
All alone with smell of feet and of fart
There's no one around
For they all fled that sound
For the door, they're speeding from my fart

Why did I sit on wooden bench?
Thought I could sneak it past my rear again
Not even Glade can kill the stench
Even if snuck it past your ear again

All alone am I
Even though I look sly
All alone, and left on seat: stain of fart
All survivors downed
Even the air is browned
Feat discrete: retreating from my fart!

[1] i. e. "cesspool". I used this footnote instead of a dictionary link because "cess" by itself doesn't seem to mean this. They say it's Irish for "luck." Not sure if I'd want to have this "luck o' the Irish" lol.

"Glade" brand of air freshener ® S. C. Johnson, Inc. All else © 2006 Tommy Turtle.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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John Barry - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm gonna stay on the lee side.
AFW - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
This was a real gas....and of course, I had to steam iron my nose after reading it..but, great sliding humor...
Paul Robinson - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS - thought it was gonna be about another type of "letting fly"...gosh, my mind IS in the gutter ~ ~ ~ anyway, didn't vote 'cause I've got no clue what OS sounds like...don't have listening apparatus on work PC of any type.
alvin rhodes - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
very suc-"cess"-ful
TT - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
John Barry, AFW, alvin rhodes, thanks... Paul Robinson, there's a cool spinoff idea for you to do... Listen to OS at home; it's a real tear-jerker OOPS!!! it has a good beat... sure your sequel will be whack... looking forward to it.
Stephen Harrington - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
555, DKTOS(and the midi only seems to play if I stay on that site). I've posted in response to your comment on my parody.
Dee Range - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
555 Thank God I'm upwind!
TT - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Stephen Harrington, thanks. I tried the second (better) link and waited about 15 seconds to leave, so it could download fully. It's playing as I type this comment, so maybe that's the trick. And roger the reply at your song.... Dee Range, thanks, and you ain't kiddin, Bro. :)
Larry Hensley - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Hopefully the smell of 555s will mask the fart smell
TT - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Larry Hensley, thanks... I too hope so :)

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