hey...have you ever tried
really reaching out to the jewish side ?
i've never tried to eat matzos
but, baby, here goes

some...people think they're creeps
claim...that they're just too cheap
i think its wonderful that moses leads the crew
oh, could you make me a jew ?
i really think that i would like it, dude

though...i don't know them well
jesus ain't their thing...far as i can tell
but they believe in god like i do
that should get me through

they've...been here for so long
and...they've been treated wrong
and if i chose a new religion...i think it'd do
oh, could you make me a jew ?
i really think that i would like it, dude

baby you know their...rules might be tough to keep
i...might be in too deep
but if i chose a new religion...i think it'd do
oh, could you make me a jew
i really think that i would like it, dude