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Song Parodies -> "Small Dick"
Original Song Title:
"Small Axe"
Original Performer:
Bob Marley and The Wailers
Parody Song Title:
"Small Dick"
Parody Written by:
Stella
The Lyrics
Why boast of yourself and your driving skills
Driving at speed and being an aggressive driver
I say you're showing up your insecurities and your inferiority
But the truth of your manhood is visible to everyone
If you drive a flash car
You have a small dick
And your driving tactics
Suggest a small dick
Just keep your place in the traffic, obey the traffic laws
Driving at speed isn't faster
Whosoever causes a crash shall pay for it
Shall pay for it
Whosoever causes a crash shall pay for it
Pay for it
If you drive a flash car
You have a small dick
And your driving tactics
Suggest a small dick
Whosoever breaks the speed limit is crap at sex
Crap at sex
Whosoever breaks the speed limit is crap at sex
Crap at sex
If you drive a flash car
You have a small dick
And your driving tactics
Suggest a small dick
If you drive a flash car
You have a small dick
And your driving tactics
Suggest a small dick
Just keep your place in the traffic, obey the traffic laws
Driving at speed isn't faster
Whosoever causes a crash shall pay for it
Shall pay for it
Whosoever causes a crash shall pay for it
Pay for it
If you drive a flash car
You have a small dick
And your driving tactics
Suggest a small dick
If you drive a flash car
You have a small dick
And your driving tactics
Suggest a small dick
Driving at speed and being an aggressive driver
I say you're showing up your insecurities and your inferiority
But the truth of your manhood is visible to everyone
If you drive a flash car
You have a small dick
And your driving tactics
Suggest a small dick
Just keep your place in the traffic, obey the traffic laws
Driving at speed isn't faster
Whosoever causes a crash shall pay for it
Shall pay for it
Whosoever causes a crash shall pay for it
Pay for it
If you drive a flash car
You have a small dick
And your driving tactics
Suggest a small dick
Whosoever breaks the speed limit is crap at sex
Crap at sex
Whosoever breaks the speed limit is crap at sex
Crap at sex
If you drive a flash car
You have a small dick
And your driving tactics
Suggest a small dick
If you drive a flash car
You have a small dick
And your driving tactics
Suggest a small dick
Just keep your place in the traffic, obey the traffic laws
Driving at speed isn't faster
Whosoever causes a crash shall pay for it
Shall pay for it
Whosoever causes a crash shall pay for it
Pay for it
If you drive a flash car
You have a small dick
And your driving tactics
Suggest a small dick
If you drive a flash car
You have a small dick
And your driving tactics
Suggest a small dick
These lyrics are based on the Trojan recording.
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