-> "Jingle Hell Schlock"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bell Rock" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Jingle Hell Schlock"
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock
Bobby Helms sings each sweep of the clock
Moanin' and groanin' I don't think it's fun
The repetition has begun
Jingle hell, jingle hell, jingle hell schlock
Jingle Bell chime's a jingle hell crime
Stompin' and chompin' my jangle hell head
Til I'm almost dead
What a trite rhyme, such a blight slime
That plays all night and day
"Jingle Bell" time is a swell time
To plug my ears and be running away
Lace 'em up Nike shoes, movin' my feet
"Jingle" is such a crock
Skip and a-stumble on my slippery feet
Flee from "Jingle Bell Rock"
"Jingle Bell", "Jingle Bell", "Jingle Bell" mock
"Jingle Bell" time for parody rhyme
Twitchin' and bitchin', a blank empty stare
I no longer care
It's the right time, start tonight time
To flush this song away
Bobby Helms dude, would it be rude
To run him over with a one-horse sleigh?
Giddy-up Jingle Horse, stamping your feet
Drag him around the block
Slippin' and slidin' in the tingling sleet
That's the jingle smell
That's the jingle yell
That's the jingle hell schlock
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