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Song Parodies -> "I Fought The Dogs (But The Law Won)"

Original Song Title:

"I Fought The Law"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Fuller Four

Parody Song Title:

"I Fought The Dogs (But The Law Won)"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

OS first line wasn't changed, because I hope it comes true.
I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the dogs, but the law won
I slaughtered dogs, but the law won

I gambled money; now I'm undone
I choked the dogs, but the law won
I smoked the dogs, but the law won

It's not enough to be a quarterback
I need a bit more fun
Occasion'lly, a dog I'd whack
I offed the dogs, but the law won
I sloughed the dogs, but the law won

I staged fatal duels for pit bulls
Got thrills from fights, but the law won
Cheering their bites, but the law won

The prison guards are tough-as-sh*t bulls [1]
I wasted dogs, but the law won
Lambasted dogs, but the law won

I get my kicks from canine pal abuse
I kill them when they're done
My kennel now is really "Bad Newz"
I drowned the dogs, but the law won
In pound like dogs, is where I'm gone.



[1] "Bull" - slang for cop or prison guard (USA only?)


Apologies to Stella for a similarly-named but different-themed parody. Kinda surprised no one thought of the Vick/OS connection before. © 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
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 2   0
 2
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 3   0
 1
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 4   0
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 5   7
 5
 5
 

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alvin - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
the best vick parody to come down the pike
Michael Pacholek - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I'd give it a 7 to match Vick's number -- that is, before he becomes a prisoner and gets a different number -- but you'll have to settle for a 5. Look at it this way: That's 35 in dog ratings.
AFW - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Tricky and excellent title....I see some dog must've oned you..
TT - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
alvin, thanks much... Michael Pacholek, thanks; good one :) .... AFW, thanks - I'd say more likely that some NFL player left the low votes. :)
Meriadoc - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
My pit bull said to give you 5's...
TT - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Ya think I'm gonna argue with him, Merry? (thanks)
TJC - August 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Two syllables... ProMax
TT - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
TJC: Two syllables: Thank you!

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