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Song Parodies -> "A Bio, Please"

Original Song Title:

"Beyond the Sea"

Original Performer:

Bobby Darin

Parody Song Title:

"A Bio, Please"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Kevin Spacey co-wrote, directed, and played Bobby Darin in the 2004 biopic of the same name. OS lyrics here.. Midi here.
Somewhere, a bio, please
So all AmIRight sees
The brilliant mind that lies behind
These parodies grand that we're reading

Chuck G will gladly host
Your page; go 'head and post
Plus pic or two, a portrait true
Of you, author new, we are needing

It's par, for ev'ry star
Real soon, twenty-fifth tune
We know, beyond a doubt
We'll see your history soon!

We'll read biography
We'll scan, so breathlessly
Happy we'll be, each he or she
Have images we, not misleading

We'll know beyond a doubt
The brain sustaining each tune
Complete ... and yet discreet ... we'll know the score
And more: your lore, explore
Happy we'll be; your par-o-dy
And never again are we pleading

You're conceding....
Wishes, heeding....
We're proceding...
With each re-reading...
You're succeeding...

© 2006 Tommy Turtle.

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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AmiWrong? - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Is this request actually coming from the same guy who has nothing except turtle-ology in his bio? No name, hometown, facts, age, etc? I have to laugh.
alvin rhodes - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
nice biorhythms
2Eagle - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I think we are better off being anonymous so we don't get sued. Parodies did get Mad Magazine in trouble once.
AFW - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
This was Kevinly...fives
TT - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
alvin rhodes, thanks (lol) ... 2Eagle, my sentiments exactly... would you minkdexplaining that to the first commenter? ... AFW (lol) thanks.

AmIWrong?: No, you are right. Although most parodies on this site, e. g. about sex with sheep, etc., are dead serious, this one is actually a little facetious -- sorry. Glad you laughed, which was the main purpose, and glad you looked at the bio, which was the ulterior motive :) :)
Rick C - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Sheesh, maybe I should have my bio removed and go under cover (like a turtle). Maybe then I'll write funny stuff anonymously too. 555
Dee Range - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
555. I'm with 2Eagle on the bio thing. Internet identity theft is legendary. No need to give bandits a head start by posting anything real on this site. Good parody, TT
TT - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
DEE, See thread yesterday!!, and thanks!... Rick C, thanks; the downside is that no one knows where to send the checks lol.
Larry Hensley - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Still only know this one from the commercials, but hilarioius parody
TT - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Larry Hensley, thanks.

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