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Song Parodies -> "I Just Keep Falling Out of Bed"

Original Song Title:

"Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head"

Original Performer:

B.J. Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"I Just Keep Falling Out of Bed"

Parody Written by:

Mick Terry

The Lyrics

Ouch.
I JUST KEEP FALLING OUT OF BED.
Fresh from a dream, I find I'm landing on my head
sev'ral times a night.
So, I JUST KEEP FALLING OUT OF BED, I keep falling.

So I just strapped up a couple leather belts
and tied me in bed, but even then that did not help.
I just slipped right out.
So, I JUST KEEP FALLING OUT OF BED, I keep falling.

But there's one thing that blows-:
my boss won't hear excuses, thinks I'm useless.
It won't be long 'til he fires my butt
for work-time snoozes.

I JUST KEEP FALLING OUT OF BED.
But that doesn't mean I've got to live my nights in dread
of sleeping on the job,
'cause I moved my mattress to the floor: no more falling.
Now I can sleep--,
no more fear of gravity--.

It won't be long 'til he fires my butt
for work-time snoozes.

I JUST KEEP FALLING OUT OF BED.
But that doesn't mean I've got to live my nights in dread
of sleeping on the job,
'cause I moved my mattress to the floor: no more falling.
Now I can sleep-----,
no more fear of gravity---------.

I Just Keep Falling Out of Bed     MickTerry.com
Parody of Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head as performed by B.J. Thomas,
original words by Hal David, music by Burt Bacharach © 1969

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Jonathan - July 27, 2015 - Report this comment
I actually used to have a problem with falling out of my bed! 5's
Old Man - July 27, 2015 - Report this comment
Keep the guard rails up, Sonny!
Mr Pheasent - February 19, 2018 - Report this comment
You need a bigger bed then and quit tossing and turning in bed.or its SKINNY & FATTY WENT TO BED,FATTY ROLLED OVER AND SKINNY WAS DEAD

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