I JUST KEEP FALLING OUT OF BED.
Fresh from a dream, I find I'm landing on my head
sev'ral times a night.
So, I JUST KEEP FALLING OUT OF BED, I keep falling.

So I just strapped up a couple leather belts
and tied me in bed, but even then that did not help.
I just slipped right out.
So, I JUST KEEP FALLING OUT OF BED, I keep falling.

But there's one thing that blows-:
my boss won't hear excuses, thinks I'm useless.
It won't be long 'til he fires my butt
for work-time snoozes.

I JUST KEEP FALLING OUT OF BED.
But that doesn't mean I've got to live my nights in dread
of sleeping on the job,
'cause I moved my mattress to the floor: no more falling.
Now I can sleep--,
no more fear of gravity--.

It won't be long 'til he fires my butt
for work-time snoozes.

I JUST KEEP FALLING OUT OF BED.
But that doesn't mean I've got to live my nights in dread
of sleeping on the job,
'cause I moved my mattress to the floor: no more falling.
Now I can sleep-----,
no more fear of gravity---------.