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Song Parodies -> "Bird Drops keep Fallin' On My Car"

Original Song Title:

"Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head"

Original Performer:

B.J. Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"Bird Drops keep Fallin' On My Car"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Bird Drops Keep Fallin' On My Car
Each place I park it,
Here at home, or by the bar
All smeared up with it
Those Bird Drops Keep Fallin'
They keep fallin'...

So, I just done me some talkin' to the birds
Said, I don't appreciate the art work of their turds
Droppin' by the gobs..
Still, Bird Drops Keep Fallin' On My Car,
They keep fallin'..

Well, next I try a bribe
Set out a great big litre of bird seeder
How sweet their song,
They really love their new bird feeder

(But) Bird Drops keep Fallin' On My Car
Some fine way of thanking me
For that big seed mix jar
Such ingrates, they are
Guess..I'm never gonna' stop their drain
By complainin'
No more..nice me
It's my shotgun, they'll see--ee-ee

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How sweet their song,
They really love their new bird feeder

(But) Bird Drops Keep Fallin On My Car
A fine way of thanking me
For that big seed mix jar
What ingrates, they are..
Guess I'm never gonna' stop the drain
By complainin'
No more..nice me
It's my shotgun, they'll see--ee-ee




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Adagio - May 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Cute and funny. : ) 5's
Johnny D - May 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Give it up, AFW, you can't bribe those little feathered bastards. 5s
2Eagle - May 29, 2006 - Report this comment
There are more cars than statues these days.
AFW - May 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio,.....and thanks, Johnny D...I guess you're right.....and thanks, 2Eagle...maybe that's the problem..
Big Bird - May 29, 2006 - Report this comment
If I could fly, I'd "spot" your car with a big terd. 5's from me Lionel
Red Ant - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Birds know when a car has been washed too, that's when they are most likely to crap on it. Nice work here, and here's 15 shells for your gun.
AFW - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lionel, and Red Ant

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