Bird Drops Keep Fallin' On My Car
Each place I park it,
Here at home, or by the bar
All smeared up with it
Those Bird Drops Keep Fallin'
They keep fallin'...

So, I just done me some talkin' to the birds
Said, I don't appreciate the art work of their turds
Droppin' by the gobs..
Still, Bird Drops Keep Fallin' On My Car,
They keep fallin'..

Well, next I try a bribe
Set out a great big litre of bird seeder
How sweet their song,
They really love their new bird feeder

(But) Bird Drops keep Fallin' On My Car
Some fine way of thanking me
For that big seed mix jar
Such ingrates, they are
Guess..I'm never gonna' stop their drain
By complainin'
No more..nice me
It's my shotgun, they'll see--ee-ee

(Pump it!)

How sweet their song,
They really love their new bird feeder

(But) Bird Drops Keep Fallin On My Car
A fine way of thanking me
For that big seed mix jar
What ingrates, they are..
Guess I'm never gonna' stop the drain
By complainin'
No more..nice me
It's my shotgun, they'll see--ee-ee