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Song Parodies -> "Nonstop, He's Callin' On The Dead"

Original Song Title:

"Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head"

Original Performer:

BJ Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"Nonstop, He's Callin' On The Dead"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

a song about john edward from "crossing over"
non-stop, he's callin' on the dead
and he is the guy whose feat is tellin' what they've said
and it makes him rich
so...non-stop he's callin' on the dead...he keeps callin'

so, i just did me some talkin' to this scum
and i said i didn't like the way his show was run
what a creepy job
but, non-stop he's callin' on the dead...he keeps callin'

but there's one thing i know
the dead are gone completely
and discreetly
they don't hang on
so happy kin can converse sweetly

non-stop, he's callin' on the dead
and that means his wallet
will be always full of bread
he'll get none from me
cause, i'm gonna try to stop his reign by complainin'
cause he's a freak
and he's worrying me

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Arwen - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Perfect pacing...very funny...and I totally agree with you! Great Job!
Elvis Presley & Jimi Hendrix - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Dear Alvin, Listen here son, we dead folks are readin' this board. We like your songs, but just be careful what you say about us. Peace & Love, Elvis & Jimmy
Adagio - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job!
sloatead - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
of course he's not talking to the dead, john lennon told me he wasn't...5's
Johnny D - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Good example of the more technical aspects of parody here - good pacing, excellent internal rhyme. Well done. 5's
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
A fine job. Wait, I'm picking up something... it's the sound v v, f f f... f f f.... you're going to get fives.

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