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Song Parodies -> "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Original Song Title:
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Parody Written by:
Riçhard Henrí
The Lyrics
C.P.A. = Certfied Public Accountants/ GASB = Governmental Accounting Standards Board/ 'ccounting = accounting/
DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR?
Said the night wind to the ‘ccounting man
Do you see what I see
Off the balance sheet ‘ccounting man
Do you see what I see
A debt, a debt
Hidden in plain sight
You must bring this problem to light
You must bring this problem to light
Said the ‘ccounting man to the C.P.A.
Do you hear what I hear
Ringing through the Land C.P.A.
Do you hear what I hear
A wrong, a wrong
Higher than your fees
Pension debt as big as the seas
Pension debt as big as the seas
Said the C.P.A. to the GASB Board
Do you know what I know
In your ‘ccounting rules GASB Board
Do you know what I know
A child, a child
Shivers in the cold
Taxed before he’s e’en one day old
Taxed before he’s e’en one day old
Said the GASB to people everywhere
Listen to what I say
Pray for funds people everywhere
Listen to what I say
The child, the child
Sleeping in the night
Debt will snuff out his very life
Debt will snuff out his very life
Said the night wind to the ‘ccounting man
Do you see what I see
Off the balance sheet ‘ccounting man
Do you see what I see
A debt, a debt
Hidden in plain sight
You must bring this problem to light
You must bring this problem to light
Said the ‘ccounting man to the C.P.A.
Do you hear what I hear
Ringing through the Land C.P.A.
Do you hear what I hear
A wrong, a wrong
Higher than your fees
Pension debt as big as the seas
Pension debt as big as the seas
Said the C.P.A. to the GASB Board
Do you know what I know
In your ‘ccounting rules GASB Board
Do you know what I know
A child, a child
Shivers in the cold
Taxed before he’s e’en one day old
Taxed before he’s e’en one day old
Said the GASB to people everywhere
Listen to what I say
Pray for funds people everywhere
Listen to what I say
The child, the child
Sleeping in the night
Debt will snuff out his very life
Debt will snuff out his very life
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Brilliant. "Taxed before he's even one day old". I feel sorry for those born into a world with no future.
Yes, yes The gov't just loves those little tax bundles of joy, don't they now. Let's celebate with some good old fashioned Minute Maid orange juice....Nathaniel, bring out some more glasses for our new found freinds here..and some of your mothers sweet sugar cookies too if you don't mind....
Your jesting is "right on the money" (pun intended). I enjoyed it!
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