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Song Parodies -> "Cherry Will Part"

Original Song Title:

"Cherry Hill Park"

Original Performer:

Billy Joe Royal

Parody Song Title:

"Cherry Will Part"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Mary Hill: teenage heartthrob,
A cherry-ful mark
She said she'd stay her nat'ral way
For wedding bells, hark!
Now, all the guys, they fantasized her
But none of them de-hymenized her
'Cause Mary Hill had such an iron-willed heart
A cherry-filled tart!

Mary Hill loved to write
At a parody site
Songs she wrote got her max vote
Fivin' all Amiright
Though, with her humor, Mary Hill was a teaser
On the message boards, what a wheezer!
Mary Hill was so unwilling and smart
But cherry will part!

Oh, Mary Hill sure was tight with her cherry-filled part
Saying, "No"! Not anyone could pry legs apart
A wary lil' tart
Contrary lil' tart

And then one day, Mary Hill, she gave it away
I said, "Look, honey, I'm smart and funny"
And she said, "OK"
And as we lay, she lost all trace of shame
But since that day, can't satisfy dame
'Cause Mary Hill is now a hard-to-fill tart
Since cherry depart!

Oh, Mary Hill, day and night, tells me, "New thrill, impart"
Now, she can't get enough of the love-making art
A hard-to-fill tart
A very shrill tart
And oy, vay! My heart!
A very ill heart!
Soon burial, start
Yeah, bury old fart!
(A very old fart)
(A very old fart)
(repeat as he fades away)

That's how I'd like to go.... yeah, right, in my dreams. © 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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AFW - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Naughty, naughty, but nice...and a great story...I don't remember Mary this based on fact?
John Barry - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
First verse had me popping with laughter.
alvin - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
funny as helll....hadn't thought of the OS in ages
TT - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW, thanks.. AFAIK, OS is fiction, and parody just used the same fictional name..... John Barry ("popping" lol) and alvin, thanks.
MrMacphisto - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Yet another great one... 5-5-5... It would be especially funny if someone here started going by Mary Hill as their name... :)
TJC - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Obverse... perverse... converse.... no that's not it... oh, yeah.... GREATverse!
TT - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
MrMacphisto, thanks... if there were already a Mary Hill here, not sure I'd have had the guts to post this lol....

TJC: Skanks... wanks... cranks... no, that's not it... oh, yeah, Thanks! :)
Ann Hammond - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Great naughty parody
Kristof Robertson - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment
hehehehehehehehe.....need I say more? 555
TT - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Ann Hammond, thanks -- OS is pretty naughty too...
Kristof Robertson, no, that says it all :) thanks.

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