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Song Parodies -> "Small One, Isn't It?"

Original Song Title:

"Small World, Isn't It?"

Original Performer:

Bette Midler

Parody Song Title:

"Small One, Isn't It?"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Funny,
Ladies laughed at my penis
Tiny and shriveled up
Funny,
Not to me, when they'd all say,
"Small one, Isn't It?"

Funny,
"Don't think you could have children
With such an empty cup.."
Funny,
All the wrong times, I'd hear this,
"Small one, Isn't It?"

A tomcat with no "Tommin"
Stuck with a common one..
Wishin' to be stud horses
So, intercourses would be fun...

Till, now
Someone don't think it's funny
That I'm so UN-endowed
"Honey"
Says my sweet midget, Bunny
"Small One, Isn't It?
Honey, Isn't it?
Small, not funny, fits mine!"

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alvin rhodes - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
large laughs though
Poopie Longstocking - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I echo alvin's statment...but uhm, did the original actually come out in the 60s? I thought Bette relased her debut album later than that.
AFW - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...and Poopie..did you poop me a "One"?
George Castanza - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I WAS IN THE POOOL! 5'S LIONEL
The Charnstar - September 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Now this is my theme song, 5-5-5
TJC - September 29, 2006 - Report this comment
The clever musical version of Capote's "The Fly Who Came In From The Cold"!

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