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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Give A Massage To You"

Original Song Title:

"I've Gotta Get A Message To You"

Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Give A Massage To You"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

a man drops his kids off to spend the night at their grandparents' house and tries to take advantage of having the evening alone with his wife will he get lucky? or will he just have to "entertain himself"?
we haven't done it in quite a while
but baby if we did I could bring you a smile
because just for this night we're alone
there's no kids barging in baby throw me a bone

I Just Wanna Give A Maasage To You come on come on
that's my polite way of saying "let's screw!" come on come on

I told you I'm in no hurry
but it sure does me good to see you looking so worried
darling love of my life we're alone
dropped the children off to roam at your mom & daddy's home

I Just Wanna Give A Massage To You come on come on
that's my polite way of saying "let's screw!" come on come on

well I have to tell you I'm hurt
by you swatting my hand 'cause I stuck it up your shirt
I'm still trying just look in my eyes
while I oil your calves then move up to your thighs

I Just Wanna Give A Massage To You come on come on
that's my polite way of saying "let's screw" come on come on
I've just gotta have some woompla with you come on come on
in the morning our chances will be through come on come on

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