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Song Parodies -> "(Romney) Steal the Election"

Original Song Title:

"Eve of Destruction"

Original Performer:

Barry McGuire

Parody Song Title:

"(Romney) Steal the Election"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

How can this clown with such a low favorability rating, all this Bain baggage, crooked billionaires, hidden tax returns, lies up de wazoo, dancing horses, Cayman Island and Swiss bank accounts, and a possible felony hidden in his tax returns, etc etc etc become the next President? He'll try to STEAL the election.
The big campaign it has exploded,
millionaires are in and Romney's loaded.
they'll stick us with the bill, but you ain't votin',
He wants an Iran war to help out Haliburton',
and still the Gulf of Mexico has oil floatin',
but Mitt Romney tells us that "corporations are people, my friends,"
so, you best believe he wants to steal the election.

No one has a clue what he's trying to say?
Don't know if he's flipping or is he flopping today?
All this talk of Bain, it's not going away,
There'll be no Medicaid, if these crooks get their way
better keep your mouth shut, boy, or they're gonna' fire you, boy,
but Mitt Romney tells us that "corporations are people, my friends,"
so, you best believe he'll try to steal the election.

Yeah, it smells so bad, looks like the corporations,
are giving CEO's more compensation,
They can't tell the truth, they want no regulations,
and 48 Senators won't pass no legislation!!!
and Obama alone can't fix the broken nation,
they want to supress voter registration,
a quarter million bucks is one campaign donation.
but Mitt Romney tells us that "corporations are people, my friends,"
so, you best believe he'd love to steal the election.

Think of all the hate they have for Obama
Then tune in to Fox News and all the Limbaugh drama!
So, you can't protest here, no, not in "their space",
and when you refuse, you're pepper-sprayed in the face
these Republican bums should resign in disgrace,
you can file a complaint, but you don't have a case,
Mitt's a first-class liar, but now he's tryin' to save face,
and Mitt Romney tells us that "corporations really are people, my friends,"
so, you best believe he's gonna' steal the election.
yeah yeah, you gotta' believe he's gonna' steal the election.

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Overall Rating: 2.7

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Patrick - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment
The original is one of my favorite songs. I have about 30 different recordings. This would be a worthy addition. Romney is at a disadvantage because only living persons can vote for him, while Obama can call on the dead. Romney has given his blessing to an Israeli attack on Iran. Both parties establish "protest zones" at their conventions, far enough away that no delegates will be able to see or hear what the protesters are saying. Cleverly contrived to match the original lyrics about space travel. A well done parody.
Projecting Again I See - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Leftards... They're so brainless!
Barney - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Getting desperate now that a RINO's ahead of your racist kiddy-fiddling mass-murdering Messiah, huh, vote-fraud supporting fascists? And hey, Pat, stop mouthing off Jeff at mid-male, you pederast!
Schmuck Jelly - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Still haven't gotten over that loser Gore's defeat, huh?
Scandalmonger - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Meanwhile, Harry Reid continues not to deny sucking off little boys, so the rumors about him must be true.
Meriadoc - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment
An excellent piece of propaganda - I like it! A Romney parody is a parody of Romney....

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