This desk I bought, it’s so frustratin’,
Pieces missing, patience fading,
I got the floor model, it’s me I’m blamin’,
Some assembly required, boy, what an understatement
I’m sure you can all understand all about my lament,
Can you help me put this thing together, I’m at wit’s end, my friend,
Ah, I’m quite upset, I did not get the instructions

Can't you understand, what I'm trying to do?
And can't you tell me what this thing attaches to?
Do I have the right tools, do I need some more screws?
And I feel so blue, there’s no warranty, too
It can happen to you, boy, not much you can do, boy,
Can you help me put this thing together, I’m at wit’s end, my friend,
Ah, well you can bet, I did not get the instructions

Yeah, I’m so damned mad, at this whole situation,
I'm sittin' here, in desperation,
The pieces don’t fit, it’s such an aggravation,
And it doesn’t quite match, the box illustration,
Been at it for hours, there’s no explanation
Checked out their web site, got no information
There’s just too many parts, what an irritation
Can you help me put this thing together, I’m at wit’s end, my friend,
Ah, it’s not done yet, I did not get the instructions

Look at all these stuff lying here on the floor
I see seven wheels, but there’s supposed to be four
Ah, I can’t take it, it’s such a damn waste,
of time and money, I feel so disgraced,
It’s still not together, I’m a basket case,
There’s small metal pieces, all over the place,
I’m throwing this crap out, and I’m going to get wasted
Can you help me put this thing together, I’m at wit’s end, my friend,
Ah, well you can bet, I did not get the instructions.
I’m quite upset I did not get the instructions.