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Song Parodies -> "Ring of Destruction"

Original Song Title:

"Eve of Destruction"

Original Performer:

Barry McGuire

Parody Song Title:

"Ring of Destruction"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Song about Ring of Destruction: Slam Masters II, the fighting-game sequel to Capcom's Saturday Night Slam Masters. It was known as Super Muscle Bomber in Japan.
The wrestling world it is uprising
Aggravating, not surprising
An arcade game that was very exciting
Really unleashing the flame wrestlers igniting
Professional wrestlers are one-on-one fighting
But you played it over and over and over again my friend,
Ah, a fighting game that we call Ring of Destruction

Don't you understand, what I'm trying to say?
A video game I have researched today
The five buttons are grab, punches and kicks, okay?
It was a mid-90's arcade game you'll crave
Take a look around you, boy, know who will grab you, boy,
And you played it over and over and over again my friend
Ah, a fighting game that we call Ring of Destruction

Yeah, Biff and Gunloc, Titanic and Oni
El Stingray, Grater, who else you'd see?
Black Widow, Victor Ortega, and Mike Haggar
Jumbo Jack, Scorpion, The Wraith, Rip Saber
And who else did I just saw? King Rasta!
A wrestler's respect is worthy upgrading
This pro wrestling game isn't too frustrating
And you played it over and over and over again my friend,
Ah, a fighting game that we call Ring of Destruction

Think of this as an all-wrestler Street Fighter
So take a look at those rough, tough body slammers
Ah, in an arcade, fighting face to face
Still hanging around the same arcade place
The pounding of buttons, the wrestled disgrace
So be prepared to fight, now pick up the pace
See Victor Ortega slamming foes in much ways
And you played it over and over and over and over again my friend
Ah, a fighting game that we call Ring of Destruction
Ah, a fighting game that we call Ring of Destruction

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Uppercut - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Not bad.
Michael Pacholek - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Warning to about half the people on this site: This parody has nothing to do with "Lord of the Rings." Warning to the other half: Or "Rocky."
Jason - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I think Michael Pacholek is TSB's only true fan......

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