my doggone head...should be explodin'
nostrils flarin'...really loaded
this doobie shoulda killed...been thought provokin'
i should have hit the floor...when i was done a-tokin'
but i can't say it delivered...as...i was smokin'
dammit...why me ?
over and over and over again...what friends !
ahhhh...i can't believe...i bought some weed...so disgustin'

i don't understand...did i buy me some hay ?
i'm so close to tears...real sober today
now my buttons are pushed...and i'm fumin' away
if i meet with that knave...he'll be bound for the grave
take a toke and not enjoy ?...its bound to rile ya, boy
dammit...why me ?
over and over and over again...what friends !
ahhhh...i can't believe...i bought some weed...so disgustin'

yeah, this weed's so bad...i can't believe the ratin'
i'm sittin' here...my dealer, hatin'
he sure got my goose...deserves a strangulation
handfuls of doobies...don't bring relaxation
i thought i'd get plowed...had big expectations
hoped my mind would be in...disintegration
now both lungs are sore...from...mass inhalation
dammit...why me ?
over and over and over again...what friends !
ahhhh...i can't believe...i bought some weed...so disgustin'

i don't believe in hate...i sure ain't no whiner
but take a look at this...some cat nip would be finer
thought i'd leave here...for four days in space
but after that doob...there's egg on my face
a poundin' on my lungs...its such a disgrace
boy, this weed is so dead...it is really off base
call the next door neighbor...and ask him for a small taste
dammit...why me ?
over and over and over again...what friends !
ahhhh...i can't believe...i bought some weed...so disgustin'

nah, i can't believe..i bought some weed...so digustin'