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Song Parodies -> "Who Put The Prod To Sir Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?"

Original Song Title:

"Who Put the Bomp?"

Original Performer:

Barry Mann

Parody Song Title:

"Who Put The Prod To Sir Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Limiting myself to one song per day, for my own time needs and from respect for the readers' time, for which I'm grateful. Had already submitted one for today, but after reading and commenting on yesterday's send-up of the Iranian President's disgraceful speech at the U.N. Racism Conference, decided a mere comment and Fives weren't enough. OS lyrics here.

Hereby salute the guy
Who wrote the song
That spayed this crazy Hitler wanna-be

Who put the stomp on this clump of righteous pomp
Who put the prod to Sir Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?
Who took a chop at this crop of piggy-slop?
Who spit his wit at this dipped-in-camel-sh*t?

JB's the man! I'd like to shake his hand!
Portrayed cry-baby's maul of history!

When the U.N. heard
Clomp, clompa-clomp, ca-clomp of camel hoof
Thirty men walked right out at the start
And when they heard him ranting
"Holocaust? No lives were lost or cost" from ding-dong
He tore the conference apart

Who took a smack at this whack-on-crack attack?
Who got the goat of this bloated goatherds' sing-song
Who put a stop to this fop, and lopped the sop?
Who gave pink slip to this crippled pimple-lip?

Barry's The Man! Please join with me and stand
He nailed dumb Mahmoud mag-ni-fique-al-ly!

This primate's clearly shown:
Enemy, enmity, men be condemning thee; animal! -- enema, you!
Sets the Mid-East world all to blow
At every single chance,
Slip of lip: this dip flipped on acid trip
Ig-Nobel Prize: we thee, bestow! [1]

Who made a romp of this swamp-infested chump?
Who gave a "damn" with "salaam"-a drama zing song?
Who played the cop as this flop, more glop would drop?
Who took a grip on his whip and ripped the drip?

John, it was grand! You spiked and raked his gland!
He made Mahmoud's lies fall to parody!


Yeah! Lie: rely, decry, defy, deny the heartbreaks
Pow! Dachau: a sin gone forever
When he says, "Skip and snip the shoulder chip"
We know what he means
From the bottom of his boogerly, buggerly ooze

[resume singing]

John, from your fan:
Kick Mahmoud in the can!
And maybe we'll have peace eventu'lly

Who stuck the knife in low-life so rife with strife?
Who shivved the sham of this llama's mama's "King" ? Gong!
Who gets the props for his pop one not could top?
Who was so hip as to clip this blip to zip?

[Repeat until Ahmadinejad fades away, to be forgotten by history forever, which is what he wished for, but for the only thing for which he had the right to wish it: himself.]

[1] "ignoble" = "completely lacking nobility in character or quality or purpose"

Very quick first-draft write, because of said time constrants. Sorry if it's unpolished. © 2009 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. E-mail:

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alvin - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
lmao...great wordplay....tough song to parody
Leo Keough - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
555...Hope you've started a trend here...Let's quit dissing the lefties and righties and concentrate on dissing the real enemies!!!
Timmy1000 - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah, I saw that news. Great parody of tough OS and your point is very clear.
adagio - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved the puns..".llama's mama's "King" ? Gong!" is one that really stood out. 5's
Patrick - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Would sure like to hear someone with talent sing this. Fantastic invective. If the US really had the cojones, the next time this goon stops by to harangue the UN, we'd ship him off to fill an empty cell in Guantanamo. Wonderful parody, much better than the original.
John A. Barry Mann, Jr's Executor - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Everyone involved with the estate is ecstatic with your elevation of this tune beyond 'fopdom' all the way to 'lop scum'...
Fantastic, intricate rhyming on this uber-tortuous OS.
I know its not considered very lawyerly, but in this case, the estate has decided to pay *you* royalties Mr. Turtle!
Mark Scotti - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I put the Fives in the vote ing box....
Gadzooks! - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Speaking (if I may) for the occasional dabblers on this site, this is why reading is more enjoyable than writing. Our (again if I may) laborious final draft pales to this quick first draft. 555 genuflections Mr.T
AFW - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Most fives
Andy Primus - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
You took a dump on the chump we'd love to thump
JAB's not a fan of Iran-y man or King Kong
(Not liking K K is a reference to a comment I saw of his yesterday)
Tommy Turtle - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
alvin, thanks. BLATANT PLUG ALERT! ... previous take on TOS also had Middle-East theme,
Who Put The "Blam" In The Ramadan Of Islam?

Leo Keough: Fantastic idea! I'm on board... anyone else? Thanks for vote, comment, and excellent suggestion!

Timmy1000: Thanks... actually, the main point was to tribute John A. Barry's rip of MA, as in the link at the top, but yeah, getting in a few shots at MA himself was fun, too. Thanks for v/c.

adagio: thanks much.

Patrick: I'd like to hear someone with talent sing it, too -- which eliminates moi. Any takers, to record it?.... thanks for v/c, Patrick.

John A. Barry Mann, Jr's Executor: DK they were related -- thanks for the inside scoop! Scared me for a minute... thought JAB had left us. And is there any chance that you could switch from Executor to Executioner? There's someone in this song who needs that "service", and it ain't JB! .... thanks for v/c.

Mark Scotti: Nice little takeoff on the OS there... thanks for Mark-ing the ballots.

Gadzooks! Thanks for the kind words ... sometimes, anger (at Mahmoud, in this case) can fuel creativity very powerfully. In other words, the event put me in a bad (Ma-)mood, and the words just flowed... It's happened several times, but I'm limiting myself to one shameless plug per day lol. ... thanks for v/c, G.

AFW: Most thanks.

Andy Primus: Yep, I remembered the ref. Thanks for the v/c (vote and couplet).

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