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Song Parodies -> "Hello, Dolly"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Dolly"

Original Performer:

Barbra Streisand

Parody Song Title:

"Hello, Dolly"

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The Lyrics

Hurricane Dolly hit the Texas coast yesterday, as a category two...later reduced to category one..but still caused quite a bit of destruction
I said Hello, can blow, Dolly
You're not nice to have here,...sea's where you belong
First hurricane, Dolly...lots'a rain, Dolly
You been slowin'...but still goin'...and still blowin' strong

You sent the trees swayin'...Texas, you're strayin'
Haven't had one hit in Brownsville, since back when
She' a zap, fella's.....Dumpin' rain in our lap, fella's
Dolly, why don't you go away again...

I said Hello, Dolly....made water flow, Dolly
Toppled trees, and street lights, power're wrong
You're sure not swell, Dolly...dwellings fell, Dolly
Tho' you're slowin''re still goin'....and still blowin' strong

You've had some folks prayin'....some left, most stayin'
Hit the Texas coast about one hundred ten..
Gave quite a slap, fella's...But Texas took her flap, fella's
Now Dolly gal, won't you go away...I said, Dolly, please go away,
Dolly, why don't you go away, again

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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alvin - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
blew me away...555 MPH
AFW - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin
LittleCupCakes - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, very nice and cute! It's a different way to look at hurricanes, Sir !
2Eagle - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
A Louis Armstrong song was apt since a hurricane almost wiped New Orleans off the map.
Peregrin - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
This one blows in a good way, AFW!
Tim Mayfield - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
I guess The Wind Beneath My Wings would have been a bad choice... :-) This one is very twisted... in a good way. 5's
AFW - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
thanking, LCC. 2Eag, Peregrin, and Tim..

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