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Song Parodies -> "A Brain For My Crusade"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Rain On My Parade"

Original Performer:

Barbra Streisand

Parody Song Title:

"A Brain For My Crusade"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

don't tell me he won't live...i still will putter
i'm handy and a son's...among the clutter
just wait till i have found...a brain for my crusade

don't tell me not to try...i've simply got to
it someone ends up killed...hope me and not you
just wait till i have found...a brain for my crusade

i'll send my man out
i'll keep it mum
i hope it pans out
oh what a prankster...they say i only fake it
monster ?...i guess i'm gonna make it

i've given him a form...of sheer perfection
and soon he will be warm...with resurrection
the wonder of the gift of life will fill his eyes
i gotta try once...i gotta fry once
only can die once, right sir ?
ooh...lightning's juicy...juicy as can be
a bolt may surely bite, sir

get ready for him folks, cause he's a stunner
he's really gonna march around this summer
just wait till i have found a brain for my crusade

he's gonna live..and live now
get what i want...i know how
switch thrown and it goes ka-bang
fuse blown as wires droop and hang
zapped by the lightning...ka-zam
one shot...a big spark...then BAM !

hey mr. monster...here's my plan
i'll send my man out
i will keep it mum
i hope it pans out
oh what a prankster...they say i only fake it
monster ?...i guess i'm gonna make it

get ready for him folks, cause he's a stunner
he's really gonna march around this summer
just wait till i have found a brain for my crusade
a body....got a body
i need a brain for my crusade

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Johnny D - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Heh heh, you probably know I like good Frankenstein parodies, like this one ... 5s, IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!
AFW - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
A monster hit, here...and will definitely not Boris..5's
alvin rhodes - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks johnny and AFW
Ravyn Rant - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved it!
alvin rhodes - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks ravyn
John Barry - January 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Fives for Frankenstreis.
PMS - January 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Bravo!
alvin rhodes - January 14, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks john and PMS
2Eagle - January 14, 2006 - Report this comment
555 - I could just picture Colin Clive singing this. Barbra Streisand would make a good bride of Frankenstein. Monsters on Broadway.
Kristof Robertson - January 14, 2006 - Report this comment
It took me a while to work out what this was about (blame the flu) but when I finally cracked it, I loved it! 555
Adagio - January 15, 2006 - Report this comment
: D At first, I thought this was about B.S. herself, especially with 'a brain for my crusade' part...guess not. : ) 5's
alvin rhodes - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle kristof and adagio
Phil Alexander - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I was expecting this one to be about GWB for some reason... funny, Alvin :-)

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