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Song Parodies -> "Zombies"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Barbra Streisand

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Al Silver

The Lyrics

Rotting, undead people
Are the hungriest people one can meet,
Expression, lacking all expression
As their stiff and lumbering stride
Hide all feelings inside,
Leaving blank expressions
On Haitians.
“Zombies” are what we call these people,
They’re the hungriest people
One can meet.
The right zombie,
That one “Mr. Right” zombie
Bites deeply into your brain
What once was whole,
Now’s in twain.
No more affect for you
You’re expressionless, too
You’re a zombie –
Stupid, stinking zombie
You’re the silliest zombie
One can meet!

When Possession
Becomes a world obsession
Zombie Apocalypse comes
Once we were good,
Now we’re bums.
And the virus will spread
Till the whole world’s undead,
Filled with zombies –
Suppurating zombies
Are the peskiest zombies
One can meet!

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 2.4
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 19

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Al's Granddaughter - March 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Silver/ My Grampy-Wamp Al Silver/ Is the funniest Grandpa in the world.
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - March 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Glad to see you are back... All your delicious neurons were firing when you wrote this. The persistent myth you invoke is a disparagement of the dec-community. I hope you have now finally buried the zombie-song.
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - October 28, 2015 - Report this comment
@Al. I believe this opus be given a meta-existence elsewhere in the (Hallowe'en) space-time continuum.

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