Song Parodies -> Children

Original Song Title:

"People"

Original Performer:

Barbara Streisand

  
Parody Song Title:

"Children"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

Children,
Most kids are lovely children
But, there are real ugly children
In the world..

Beaked noses,
Noses that look like hoses,
Gobs of freckles and acne-fied
It makes you wish they'd hide
They don't make all Children
Cute children..

Parents,
Kids can have handsome parents
Still it's no guarantee they
Will be, too
Might have big ears,
Like Disney's Dumbo, huge ears
Someone, only mothers could love
Lord knows why God, up above
Unkindly designed these
Ugly Children,
Children,
Some poor children
Are the ugliest Children
In the world !


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UnKnownVo - October 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, I guess that's why God created Moms !
AFW - October 20, 2008 - Report this comment
True...thanks UKV
Stan Hall - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Fior 61 years I've been living proof of your parodiy's assertion. 5s for lamenting my plight. :-)
alvin - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...great comcept

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