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Song Parodies -> "Foley Is A Bum"

Original Song Title:

"House Of The Rising Sun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Animals

Parody Song Title:

"Foley Is A Bum"

Parody Written by:

Donny Rotten Whiting

The Lyrics

Just having fun.:)
There is a louse in Washing--ton
They call the Foley Bum
And he's been the ruin of many a poor Page
And God I know I'm one

My mother was a hooker
She screwed me in my teens,
My father was a sickoman
hands always down my jeans

Now the only thing a Foley needs
Is a keyboard as a trap
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when he's packing crap

------ organ solo ------

Oh mother tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
with the louse of Washing--ton

Well, I got one hand on the keyboard
The other in my pants
I'm goin' back to Washing--ton
To wear his ball and chain

There is a louse in Washing--ton
They call the Foley Bum
And he's been the ruin of many a poor Page
And God I know I'm one

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Connie - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Foley obviously should have become a democrat! The he could just cry "vast right wing conspiracy" and go on unabated!
Michael Pacholek - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
If Foley HAD been a Democrat, he would've been out of the closet years ago, and would probably be in a stable rela... Wait, who was my State's most recent former Governor? Take 2... Foley's problem was getting in bed with the religious right-wingers who are now trying to get as far away from him as possible.
TJC - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice write and uber timely! (Organ solo! Ha!)

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