(Riff is played)
D-man*, won't you understand me now,
I have problems that are really bad!
But, when I see you beautiful you are,
I feel really, really sad...............

I'm just a chick who wants things that she can't have,
OH, DENNIS MILLER HEAR MY RANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Riff is played)
D-man, sometimes I'm really smart,
And, I know just what to do.
But, then, I suffer a nervous breakdown,
And, I do really badly in school....................

I'm just a chick who wants things that she can't have,
OH, DENNIS MILLER HEAR MY RANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Bridge)

You see, I am Aspie** and that means,
I am a lot smarter than I seem.
But, people don't give me a break,
And, that is really sad, because that is mean!

Miller, baby don't you know I have problems,
Just like everybody else.
But, if you really got to know me,
You would talk to somebody else................

I'm just a chick who wants things that she can't have,
OH, DENNIS MILLER HEAR MY RANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M JUST A CHICK WHO WANTS THINGS THAT SHE CAN'T HAVE,
OH, BABY! DENNIS MILLER HEAR MY RANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Riff is played, then it ends sadly) :(