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Song Parodies -> "Triskaidekaphobia"
Original Song Title:
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Andy Williams
Parody Song Title:
"Triskaidekaphobia"
Parody Written by:
Onslaught
The Lyrics
I was trying to upload this song in time for Friday but a series of mishaps befell and to make a long story short, my computer spontaneously combusted. Anyway here it is.
It’s the most wonderful day of the month
Good for rabbit foot selling
And everyone yelling, just stay home you chump
It’s the most wonderful day of the month
It’s the crap-crappiest reason to fear
Every black cat who’s crossing
Your path while out walking
You try and steer clear
It’s the crap-crappiest reason to fear
There’ll be horseshoes for throwing
And kisses for blowing
At chimney sweeps along the way
There’ll be tales told galore
Of the horrors in store
For the unwary traveler today
It’s a day that can fill folks full of dread
With their fervent shamrock-ing
And constant wood knocking
Till knuckles turn red
It’s a day that can fill folks full of dread
Every omen of warning
Of bad luck aborning
Is met with a hue and a cry
Be it mirror is broken
Or umbrella open
Or given the old evil eye
It’s the unluckiest day of the year
But please don’t be surprised
If I just roll my eyes
And dismiss all your fears
On this unluckiest day
It’s a game I like to play
Tempting fate o-on this day
Of the year
Good for rabbit foot selling
And everyone yelling, just stay home you chump
It’s the most wonderful day of the month
It’s the crap-crappiest reason to fear
Every black cat who’s crossing
Your path while out walking
You try and steer clear
It’s the crap-crappiest reason to fear
There’ll be horseshoes for throwing
And kisses for blowing
At chimney sweeps along the way
There’ll be tales told galore
Of the horrors in store
For the unwary traveler today
It’s a day that can fill folks full of dread
With their fervent shamrock-ing
And constant wood knocking
Till knuckles turn red
It’s a day that can fill folks full of dread
Every omen of warning
Of bad luck aborning
Is met with a hue and a cry
Be it mirror is broken
Or umbrella open
Or given the old evil eye
It’s the unluckiest day of the year
But please don’t be surprised
If I just roll my eyes
And dismiss all your fears
On this unluckiest day
It’s a game I like to play
Tempting fate o-on this day
Of the year
BTW the title was the only place I could work in Triskaidekaphobia.
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and just think there's still another friday the 13th yet to come... 5's
Great title and usage- 555!!!
And no word to rhyme with triskadekaphobia, save for perhaps hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia. Sometimes I think every day is Friday 13th. Maybe Hallmark should start selling cards for this holiday, too.
Couldn't find a rhyme for triskaidekadophobia? Then here's straight ones across the board; must stay true to my preciously rigorous standards, even if it discourages output and casts a pall of negativity over everything -- must keep the interests of the website in mind, don't you know
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