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Song Parodies -> "It's the Most Profitable Time of the Year"

Original Song Title:

"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"It's the Most Profitable Time of the Year"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

This song is about how the time from Thanksgiving to January 1 is the most profitable for retailers across the U.S. (especially Black Friday and the Saturday before Christmas, AKA Super Saturday).
It's the most profitable time of the year
Shopping carts are overflowing and lines sure are growing
For toys, clothes, and beer
It's the most profitable time of the year
It's the best money-making season of all
With the holiday spending and sales never-ending
At every store in the mall
It's the best money-making season of all
Out by Target, I'm freezing and choking and wheezing
And driving back out in the snow
I'm spending so much money it's not even funny
(Now what are you going to do, Joe?)
It's the most profitable time of the year
I don't know where I'm going and my account is showing
That I am in fear
But it's the most profitable time of the year
(instrumental break)
Out by Target, I'm freezing and choking and wheezing
And driving right back through the snow
I'm spending so much money, it's not even funny
Now what are you going to do, Joe?
It's the most profitable time of the year
I don't know what I'm buying and I'm clearly not lying,
but my dad needs a beer
It's the most profitable time, yeah, the most profitable time,
It's the most profitable time of the year!

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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 7

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Rob Arndt - December 23, 2014 - Report this comment
I only have $555 to spend!
Jonathan - December 23, 2014 - Report this comment
a Dandy parody of good ol' Andy! 5's

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