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Song Parodies -> "Swoon Giver"
Original Song Title:
"Moon River"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Andy Williams
Parody Song Title:
"Swoon Giver"
Parody Written by:
John Barry
The Lyrics
Swoon Giver
Swoon giver—sliders make you smile.
That boss thing drives you wild, come day.
Oh scream maker, that part quaker.
Opposite of goin', you're O'in' that way.
Slough rifter, way off it's unfurled,
Like a flagpole from a burled tree.
You're after some came drainhole spend, 'batin' with a bent
Wide bucklecherry friend, swoon giver, hands-free.
Swoon giver—sliders make you smile.
That boss thing drives you wild, come day.
Oh scream maker, that part quaker.
Opposite of goin', you're O'in' that way.
Slough rifter, way off it's unfurled,
Like a flagpole from a burled tree.
You're after some came drainhole spend, 'batin' with a bent
Wide bucklecherry friend, swoon giver, hands-free.
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Good job....your original thought of poon quiver would have worked, too. Hey, a "quiver" is a cylindrical container that holds arrows.....hmmm....a poon quiver....hmmm.....run with it, JB!
You are a filthy, filthy man, Mr Barry. 555 :-) I think chucky must have given up on the censorship!
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