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Song Parodies -> "Rick Perry"
Original Song Title:
"Moon River"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Andy Williams
Parody Song Title:
"Rick Perry"
Parody Written by:
Squire Malloy
The Lyrics
Rick Perry, crazy as can be
He doesn’t make much sense to me
“World warming’s just a pack of lies”
While Dallas boils at 1-0-5
He said that he wants to secede
It’s pretty much agreed, he must be off his feed
Rick Perry, hayseed
Rick Perry, foaming at the mouth
Another genius from the South
“Bernanke oughta get the chair”
It strikes me as a tad unfair
He wants Darwin out of the school
Creationism’s cool, the Bible has to rule
Rick Perry, a fool
He doesn’t make much sense to me
“World warming’s just a pack of lies”
While Dallas boils at 1-0-5
He said that he wants to secede
It’s pretty much agreed, he must be off his feed
Rick Perry, hayseed
Rick Perry, foaming at the mouth
Another genius from the South
“Bernanke oughta get the chair”
It strikes me as a tad unfair
He wants Darwin out of the school
Creationism’s cool, the Bible has to rule
Rick Perry, a fool
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Good choice, especially since Andy Williams was a good friend of Robert Kennedy. I think he and his then-wife Claudine Longet (who had her own issues with guns) might even have been at the Ambassador Hotel that awful night.
Liked this one a lot - fits the OS perfectly and wittily executed. I think us Brits are a bit baffled and bemused by this whole Creationism vs. Darwin thing that still seems to be around in some parts of the US... but then we've kind of lost Christianity as the 'dominant' religion over here now anyway. Hard to say whether that's a good or a bad thing... anyway 555 for this one!
If Claudine had been there with her gun... If at first you don't secede, try, try again. We had our share of global warming in Kansas. Seems like it happens every July and August. Usually goes away in December.
Right on the money! Take a look at a previous Texas guv: the "educational", "environmental" governor of Texas who became the Worst President of the U.S.A. Is the air or water or soil in Texas responsible for these single digit IQ morons?
It'd be terrible having perry get us employed and out of debt as he did in texas. terrible. as for global religion, i mean warming, we get a couple warm weeks in the last 8 years and you libs wanna run with it? desperate. . . how did the moon and 2 other planets warm the EXACT 1/2 A DEGREE the earth did when algore created your new global warming religion? was the moon affected by my SVU? not all 57 states will be globally warmed before odumba gets those troops home by aug 2010 as he said, so why worry? what idiots. go help old people if you care, shovel their snow this winter. cooks
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