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Song Parodies -> "Soon, Liver"
Original Song Title:
"Moon River"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Andy Williams
Parody Song Title:
"Soon, Liver"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
Soon, liver
Will be on my plate
My mommy knows I hate it so
But she's serving, my cousin Irving
His favorite dish, how I wish he would go
My uncle, who is Irving's dad
Is rolling round in scads of dough
And Mom wants to be in his will, so Irving gets his fill
Of this disgusting swill--soon, liver, in me
(Soon, liver will be on my plate)
(My mommy knows I hate it so)
But she's serving, my cousin Irving
His favorite dish, how I wish he would go
My uncle, who is Irving's dad
Is making Mommy mad, with greed
And Irving, the gluttonous creep, I wish that he would leap
Into a crevice deep--soon, liver, in me
Will be on my plate
My mommy knows I hate it so
But she's serving, my cousin Irving
His favorite dish, how I wish he would go
My uncle, who is Irving's dad
Is rolling round in scads of dough
And Mom wants to be in his will, so Irving gets his fill
Of this disgusting swill--soon, liver, in me
(Soon, liver will be on my plate)
(My mommy knows I hate it so)
But she's serving, my cousin Irving
His favorite dish, how I wish he would go
My uncle, who is Irving's dad
Is making Mommy mad, with greed
And Irving, the gluttonous creep, I wish that he would leap
Into a crevice deep--soon, liver, in me
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Great parody- reminds me of when Mad Magazine did this song as "Chopped Liver"!!!
Loved the serving/Irving couplet. 5s
Loon River all night long i listen to their song Loon River and you shiver and the wailing of the Loons
I missed this long ago, so here are three 5s! Good job!
LOON RIVER WIDER THEN TWO MILES I'M CROSSING IN STYLE I'M LOON ON TH RIVER,MY CALL WILL MAKE YOU QUIVER,ON A FOGGING DAY
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