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Song Parodies -> "Goose Giver"

Original Song Title:

"Moon River"

Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Goose Giver"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Goose giver,
Pushy with your pokes,
You pull practical jokes
All day...
You butt grabber,
You tush jabber,
Up, you are not growin'
Age showin'
This way...

Such humor' base in the world,
Brash comedy unfurled,
Low tease...
Your pranks are insane with no end,
Aha! you made a bend,
My hairy knuckled friend,
Goose giver,
Take these!..

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

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Patrick - May 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Maybe you ought to let your "hairy knuckled" friend have some brass ones, knuckles that is. Where you stick them is up to you. I used to sing this song when an overweight cousin bent over, plumber style: "Moon river, wider than a mile, looks like a sideways smile to me".
AFW - May 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Funny comments...and thanks, Patrick

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