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Song Parodies -> "Little Greedy Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Little Drummer Boy"

Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Little Greedy Boy"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Below Average Dave has every intention of keeping his parodies free, however financially it is difficult to do so without some assistance. I have a brand new radio show which will air live on 365 coming January of 2011, this album is to commemorate that show and to raise money for costs which are going to be hard for me to pay without fan support. Enjoy my first ever full length parody album. For a hard copy version, please let me know you are interested and I'll tell you how to get one. They will eventually be posted to and the like, at that time you can get it there!
Buy Things for me, I want a new drum
A brand new PS3, and lots of red gum
Silly bands and nice rings, No off brands no mum
and the latest movies, Cause I want it mum
I want it mum, I want it mum

So give it to me, for Christmas I want
Me Me Me

Sorry sonny, Can't afford this list
We are too poor this year, oh how I wish
I have no cash to buy, Can't have all you want
I'm sorry please don't cry, can't afford you son
afford you son, afford you son

Pick a gift or two, narrow it down son
Please now hun

Joseph pouted, but that's not fair mum
I want much more than that, I want good stuff mum
Go get Santa and sin, to get me stuff mum
Can't you just seduce him, to get me stuff mum,
get me stuff mum, get me stuff mum

Then woman cried, Cannot stand her son
Her greedy son
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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Peter Andersson - November 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Nothing says Christmas like a huge credit card bill...
Matthias - November 26, 2010 - Report this comment
So little Joey here wants his mom to sleep with Santa in order to get more stuff? Sounds perfectly reasonable to me!
Below Average Dave - November 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you Peter and Matthias--Matty--exactly!

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