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Song Parodies -> "It's the Most Commercial Time of the Year"

Original Song Title:

"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"It's the Most Commercial Time of the Year"

Parody Written by:

Chris Wolvie

The Lyrics

Working for the "Evil Retail Empire", Christmas spirit goes right out the door. From Black Friday till Christmas Eve, it's nothing but absolute greed. I wrote this parody four years ago...and it ring true today more than ever! Share and Enjoy!
It's the most commercial time of the year
When the stores are all teeming
Folks too busy screaming
To be of good cheer
It's the most commercial time of the year

It's the slap-happiest season of all
When there's pushing and shoving
And surely no loving
On line in the mall
It's the slap-happiest season of all

There'll be neighbors all boasting
"Big Sale" signs for posting
And falling down hard in the snow
There'll be stomachs a-churning
And lots of returning
Of Christmas gifts from long ago

It's the most commercial time of the year
There'll be stepping-on-toeing
And tempers a-growing
Right up till New Year
It's the most commercial time of the year

There'll be neighbors all boasting
"Big Sale" signs for posting
And falling down hard in the snow
There'll be stomachs a-churning
And lots of returning
Of Christmas gifts from long ago

It's the most commercial time of the year
And there is no denying
There'll be children crying
So plug up each ear!
It's the most commercial time
Yes, the most commercial time
Oh, the most commercial time...of the year!

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Guy - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
I almost missed this one. I went for some coffee during commercial break and thank goodness this was just starting when I got back. This parody spoofs the truth and amen to that.
John Barry - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Here's a gift of some 5s.

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