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Song Parodies -> "Prune Giver"
Original Song Title:
"Moon River"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Andy Williams
Parody Song Title:
"Prune Giver"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Prune Giver,
Slip me five or six,
My colon needs a fix,
It seems
Slow bowel action,
No soft traction
This dissatisfaction's
disturbing...my dreams..
Two whifters,
Cannot a movement make
Last Metamucil shake
Made three..
Please grant me your blue
Wrinkled fruit..
Don't want no substitute
This chunky holed up hoot,
Needs thee...
Prune Giver, Prune me
Prune Giver,
I tried all laxatives,
Plus fibre, nothin' gives
It stays..
In my anus,
There's much painus
Canal's overflowin'
No goin' for days
Two whifters,
Cannot a movement make
Last Metamucil shake
Made three..
Please grant me your blue
Wrinkled fruit..
Don't want no substitute
This chunky holed up hoot,
Needs thee...
Prune Giver, Prune me
Slip me five or six,
My colon needs a fix,
It seems
Slow bowel action,
No soft traction
This dissatisfaction's
disturbing...my dreams..
Two whifters,
Cannot a movement make
Last Metamucil shake
Made three..
Please grant me your blue
Wrinkled fruit..
Don't want no substitute
This chunky holed up hoot,
Needs thee...
Prune Giver, Prune me
Prune Giver,
I tried all laxatives,
Plus fibre, nothin' gives
It stays..
In my anus,
There's much painus
Canal's overflowin'
No goin' for days
Two whifters,
Cannot a movement make
Last Metamucil shake
Made three..
Please grant me your blue
Wrinkled fruit..
Don't want no substitute
This chunky holed up hoot,
Needs thee...
Prune Giver, Prune me
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johnny mercer would be SO proud.....5s plus
Don't know what to say, my mouth is full of Pruins! 555
Painus in the anus - I found it hilarious... :-)
Hmm. Perhaps next "My Constipation" by The Poo?
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