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Song Parodies -> "Born Fee"

Original Song Title:

"Born Free"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Born Fee"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Born Fee,
The cost is outrageous
A bill fifty pages
They make you buy back your kid

Born Fee,
Each push, twenty dollars,
Ten bucks for the hollers,
Fifteen for each grunt you did

Not all...
Is paid by insurance...
The co-pay's two grand, a lot
That mid-wife you should have got..

Born Fee,
Well, Old Dad won't lose out
Junior, here's your news route,
Help pay...Born Fee

Not all...
Gets paid by insurance
The co-pay's two grand, a lot
A mid-wife you should have got..

Born Fee,
But, Old Dad won't lose out
Junior, here's a news route
Help pay...Born Fee

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Red Ant - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Great stuff AFW especially the second verse. No idea what a typical pregnancy costs these days, but it's the next 18 years that I worry about...
alvin rhodes - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
and that's only the start of the money pit
Johnny D - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
555, and congratulations!
AFW - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, to Red Ant, alvin, and Johnny D
LucidLupin LeeBee - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Missed this in February - read after just submitted one to this OS. We are lucky having the NHS in UK . Great parody 5s

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