Song Parodies -> "Still Not Wed"

Original Song Title:

"Still Not Dead"

Original Performer:

"Still Not Wed"

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The Lyrics

I'm partially giving away my lyrical copyright for this one. If you're a man/woman who's got the cojones/ovaries to perform these words at a friends wedding reception, just go ahead. Not that I would be able to stop you anyhow, but this way I can kindly ask you to come back here later and tell us about how it went down in the comments section. Have fun!

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.

I woke up still not wed again today
The almanac's passed nineteen thousand days
When I date I give it all away
And I wake up still not wed again next day

Well, I woke up still not wed again today
My mother is displeased with my delay
She want's a bunch of grandchildren her way
But I wake up chill and carefree every day

Well her name is Peggy Sue
She got married long ago
Those day you had to do or use the hand
But I've never been amused
Of nailed down dicking in that way
And I wake up still not wed again each day

I woke up still not wed again today
The grapevine has it that I might be gay
Don't fairy me, I do not roll that way
And I browse the net for normal plug and play

Well I'm sticking to my view
Let the haters talk their lewd
One day they'll get their karma up the can
And if hearing's their excuse
I've said I love a cuppa Joe
And I'm going black most each and every day

Last night I woke up screaming from a dream I got engaged
But I'll save commitment for another day

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Peter Andersson - August 14, 2017 - Report this comment

Thanks for the vote. I can still hope this will be a sleeper hit - one of my best IMOHO. :-)

Claude Prez - August 14, 2017 - Report this comment

Well, I never clicked on this because I DKTOS. But because of your comment, I took a look (and at the handy link you provided). Glad I did; I love the original and the parody is awesome. I haven't come close to reading all of yours, but I know enough to say that it is indeed one of your best that I've read, and that is saying a lot. Great stuff!

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