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Song Parodies -> "We Are Never Ever Boyfriends Like Sweater"

Original Song Title:

"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"We Are Never Ever Boyfriends Like Sweater"

Parody Written by:

Jessica Beavers

The Lyrics

I remember when we really up the steep time
Saying, "This is it, I'ma took a car," 'cause like
We had they bother him instead of me
When you said you heart's beating. (What?)
They get into your sight and say
"Baby, I miss you sing about your heartbreaks, trust me."
Everyone will be alright for a day?
I say, "I love you," must be you, must be you, "I'm a hurt."

Ooh, could you just please stop your whining
But ooh, this time I'm broke you, I'm broke you

We are never ever ever boyfriends like sweater,
We are never ever ever boyfriends like sweater,
You go honey to your heartbreaks, honey to my heartbreaks, honey to me
But we are never ever ever ever boyfriends like sweater

Best song, ever...

I don't know about you tell me heartbreaks
And me pitiful for it suitable that I'm done
And you every damn day and find up a sad cat lady
With some already dating that's much away from you

Ooh, could you just please stop your whining
But ooh, this time I'm broke you, I'm broke you

We are never ever ever boyfriends like sweater,
We are never ever ever boyfriends like sweater,
You go honey to your heartbreaks, honey to my heartbreaks, honey to me (honey to me)
But we are never ever ever ever boyfriends like sweater

Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Oh oh oh

Everyone is your loving that please, you better
You will feel much better, "Today or cheeks..."
Uggg... so I can't feel sad for you, "I'll almost love you,"
And I'm like... "I just... stay away from waiting, you know, best song,
We are never boyfriends like sweater. Best song, ever"

No!

We are never ever ever boyfriends like sweater,
We are never ever ever boyfriends like sweater,
You go honey to your heartbreaks, honey to my heartbreaks, honey to me
But we are never ever ever ever boyfriends like sweater

We, ooh, boyfriends like sweater, ohhh,
We, ooh, boyfriends like sweater

You go honey to your heartbreaks, honey to my heartbreaks, honey to me (honey to me)
But we are never ever ever ever boyfriends like sweater

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